Thursday, October 19, 2006
You can't get it no more, sweetheart
Check out this ugly-looking thing. A Capodimonte Tupperware Lady. She was only £2 on eBay. I have put her in the kitchen.
At the Notre Dame School autumn fayre, I offer an elderly woman one of my parmesan and rosemary muffins. She looks and sounds a lot like Catherine Tate's "Nan" character. Soon afterwards, I read in an interview with Catherine Tate in The Observer that she actually went to that school. Spooky.
Hello, would you like a muffin?
How much are they, sweetheart?
They are free, I made them this morning in my Tupperware silicone muffin form
I'm not hungry darlin', but if they're free I'll take one. Put it my handbag.
I am your local Tupperware consultant, would you like to see the latest products?
You can't it get it no more, sweetheart.
How do you mean?
They closed down, darlin'. Can't get it no more, Tupperware.
No, this *is* Tupperware. It's back.